Overheard at CHP office

I don't know if you can plagiarize a concept, but if so, sorry to Josh Tate. He's the true inventor of the "overheard at" blog post.

Anyway, I overheard at a California Highway Patrol office these 2 gems:

" Now this is really a conflict of confusion here." Man arguing with desk officer about the handling of his problem.

Then, a woman to another clerk, " No, I just want you to throw him in the slimer."